Was like fucking a rubber-doll

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Apartment brothel, Magdeburg, 2012

 Deutsch

„Hey world of men, in this world you can have the most wonderful experiences, but what I just experienced in Magdeburg, [address censored] with Selina*… is hard to put into words. What I wanted to do was to have a ‘black-haired love pearl magical Italian girl rob me of my sense’. She did indeed rob me of my senses, because no one can understand the disaster that ensued.

On the phone we agreed on X euros for one hour of Girlfriend-Sex (French kissing included), fellatio without condom, intercourse. Admittedly her German gets an F-. Upon my arrival we went over the terms again. There it turns out she doesn’t understand what French kissing means, so I go to her mouth and give her some. See – she gets it… or so I thought…

After getting all cleaned up she gives me head for about a minute, then proceeds to put on a rubber and asks me to do anal. Me: ‘Quit that. Keep blowing me.’ She: ‘Fuck me, come on, anal.’ Me: ‘Nah, we still got 60 minutes left… Let us do the normal stuff first, I’m not that keen on anal, don’t want that.’ Next I do a taste test on her (I lick her) … after one minute she shuts that down: ‘You. Now fuck…’ So, with a rubber on I fuck her in missionary… – which would have been nice if she hadn’t pulled my thing out every minute to check if the rubber is still in place and intact.

We kept that up for about another 10 minutes – hardly can believe I managed to keep it going in missionary for that long. She didn’t want to do any French kissing though. So we try it from behind – that works out okay – or does it? It works, mechanically, might as well have been fucking a rubber doll. So I stopped, because she had killed my fun and attempted to get her back on track through licking and fingering her. Well, guess what happened next… right, she didn’t want any of that.

She proceeded to point to her wrist (she had no wrist watch on) indicating that there wasn’t any time left – I could hardly believe what was happening and what she wanted me to do, so I tried to explain to her that barely 20 minutes had actually passed and that we still had 40 left. When she wouldn’t budge despite my harsh tone, I got up and went to get her roommate ‘Sabrina’ to help me. Sabrina defused the situation and won me back ‘our’ 20 minutes (should have been 40).

My shaft was dangling again, deflated, couldn’t form a clear thought in my head. So I asked her to blow me once more, but she said: ‘No, I won’t do it!’ She put another rubber on and jerked me off quickly – at least I got a sort-of hard-on after 5 minutes of this procedure. Went right into missionary and made my stale juices cum as quickly as possible. I banged her like a rabbit so I got that shit done in under 3 minutes, I think. Quickly got dressed and left.

After marching to my car I took a look at my watch: 21:45, so I had been there for all but 40 minutes. Pulled out a cigarette and smoked it, not my usual cigarette, but a FRUSTRATION-cigarette. I still can hardly believe what happened there. There should be a permanent link to this review on her profile! How many more will be ripped-off like I was?”

*Names changed

Source: Ladies Forum. August 7th, 2012. Accessed September 14th, 2018.