Too fast, too deep, too whatever
Salon Pankow, Berlin, 2017
„Simply awful. I’ve been here multiple times now, always hoping that last time I simply picked a bad woman, but they’re all the same. They complain the entire time about every little thing (too fast, too slow, too deep, too whatever), until you simply give up, because it’s simply no fun. Better go to some other place. The women aren’t even good-looking. There are some nice looking ones advertised on the website, but they’re somehow never present [when you visit the club]. And when you take a look at the positive ratings on here, you can see, that most were written by the women themselves (or by other employees). As I said, simply awful.“
Source: Google Maps. 2017. Accessed 14.08.2018.