Zero German? No problem!
Citation: „If you notice while you’re on the phone that the lady in question barely speaks German, you HAVE TO assume that one you go see her you’re gonna have trouble communicating.”
Reply: “I had a date yesterday and the good gal spoke zero German. Didn’t have any problems communicating though, because all I wanted to do was fuck her, not talk to her about god or worldly affairs.”
Source: Ladies Forum. 08.08.2012. Accessed 29.10.2018.